People Make a Lot of Claims About Coffee’s Benefits and Problems


It adds 75 years to your life! It takes 135 days off your sleep cycle and 23 years off your life if you have between eight and eleven cups a day, but only if you drink it in a red mug with one Splenda. That sort of thing. But never before have we heard "it makes you a creepy serial groper." Hmm, sounds prettttty dubious to us. Science? Got anything here?