Do Not Anger the Cyborg, People!

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Angry cyborg Steve Mann. Photo: WikiImages

We don't know what is so complicated about not unnecessarily provoking the wrath of cyborgs, but some French McDonald's employees couldn't help themselves. Steve Mann, a University of Toronto professor who wears augmented reality glasses that are surgically connected to his skull and who is known as the "world's first cyborg," was assaulted and thrown out of a Paris McDonald's earlier this month. Real smart, guys. Don't call us when Mann's cyborg army blitzkriegs your sorry asses.