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Man on Subway Unable to Find Buyer for Small, Possibly Dead Shark

We’ve seen people trying to sell a lot of things in the subway — candy bars, water, churros, batteries, and perfume. We have never seen anyone sell a smooth dogfish shark before. But that happened, apparently, on the J train recently. The shark was being kept in a small disposable cooler, although Gothamist’s tipster suspects it was dead. Surprisingly, the man found no takers.

Man on Subway Tries to Sell Dead Shark