Law & Order Star Also Happens to Be Sand Castle Master, Dad of the Year

Actor Vincent D'Onofrio attends the premiere of "Kill the Irishman" at Landmark's Sunshine Cinema on March 7, 2011 in New York City.
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While you were playing Nintendo Wii and waiting for Breaking Bad over the weekend, Vincent D'Onofrio of Criminal Intent was leading his eight-person family team — including his ex-model wife — to victory at Coney Island's Sand Sculpture contest, where they crafted "an elaborate treasure chest that was guarded by sand skeletons, and decorated with gold coins." Just imagine what Stabler could do.