Alleged Subway Pervert Storms Across Tracks to Escape Arrest

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An undercover police officer caught a man at the 68th Street station who allegedly rubbed himself against a woman inappropriately on a subway, according to a YouTube user who uploaded a video. That's about the time the man decided he really, really didn't want to get hauled into a police station. "Please, sir!" the man pleaded to the officer from his knees, perhaps trying to buy time and space to make an escape. "Please sir!" When the purported officer let his guard down, the man sprinted along the platform and jumped onto the tracks, tripping over a pair of third rails before he made it to the other side. No word yet on whether police have tracked him down. (No pun intended.)