Is This Factory Worker Trimming Mitt Romney’s Fingernails With His Own Teeth?

Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney chats with workers during a campaign event at Acme Industries on August 7, 2012 in Elk Grove Village, Illinois.
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No! Clearly this is a trick of perspective! But you can imagine how awkward that would be, right? “Whoa there, you’re trimming my fingernails with your teeth. Heh, that’s okay, you’re a hardworking American. Thanks, friend.”

Also while in Chicago, Romney stopped by Harry Caray’s Italian Steakhouse, where he posed next a bust of the legendary Cubs announcer.

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Romney promised that, as president, he would display the bust inside the Oval Office along with the countless other busts Obama has disgracefully exiled from the White House.