We'd never heard of Julien Chabbott before today, but according to the Post, he is a 28-year-old Internet entrepreneur and he drives a Ferrari and he is dating a reality-TV lady who is on the Hills. Based on just that information alone, he seems irredeemably unlikeable. Then he tried to drive away while being ticketed for parking illegally — because the rules don't apply to Ferrari-driving, Hills-lady-dating Internet entrepreneurs — and he ended up rolling over a cop's foot. That's when we said to ourselves, "Man, it would be nice to see something really humiliating happen to this guy." And then it did.
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