Ryan Lochte’s Mom Did Not Know What ‘One-Night Stand’ Means

Ike Lochte, mother of USA swimmer Ryan Lochte talks to the media on July 31, 2012 in London, England.  Parents and friends of Olympic swimmers attend a Speedo media event, 'Speedo Meet the Friends and Family of London 2012 Olympic Swimmers.'
Ike Lochte. Photo: Bethany Clarke/Getty Images

Sorry ladies of America: Ryan Lochte's mom clarified today that her much-pined-after pool-peeing son is not a one-night-stand of guy:

"All I wanted to say is that he's so sensitive about not wanting to hurt a girl dating, so he just goes and dates and takes out a girl for maybe one or two dates and doesn't have a relationship because he doesn't have (time) and it's not fair to the women."

"I thought that was so sensitive, but then they turned it around. I'm not used to this. … What kind of mom is going to say that (about her son having one-night stands)? Especially being a mom and having two daughters."

So if we are to take Mother Lochte at her word, Ryan invites a woman out on one date, forces her to endure conversation with him, and then doesn't even have sex with her? That seems even less fair.