We've been wondering why Raymond Roth, the Long Island man who tried to fake his own death recently, has yet to be arrested. Apparently it's because he's currently in a "private Suffolk County mental hospital suffering from severe depression,' according to his lawyer. As for the botched fake-death scheme, the lawyer admits, “Anybody could have done this better.” Hey, take it easy, the man is depressed as it is, no need to pile on.