Rosie O’Donnell Had a Heart Attack After Helping an ‘Enormous Woman’ Get Out of a Car

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Rosie O'Donnell attends The New Group's "Women Behind Bars" Reading at the Acorn Theatre on May 7, 2012 in New York City. Photo: Jude Domski/Getty

According to a quirkily formatted blog post on her website, Rosie O'Donnell suffered a heart attack last Tuesday after helping to extricate "an enormous woman" from her car. Let this be a lesson to us all: Never help anyone.