Rosie O’Donnell Had a Heart Attack After Helping an ‘Enormous Woman’ Get Out of a Car

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Rosie O'Donnell attends The New Group's "Women Behind Bars" Reading at the Acorn Theatre on May 7, 2012 in New York City.
Rosie O'Donnell attends The New Group's "Women Behind Bars" Reading at the Acorn Theatre on May 7, 2012 in New York City. Photo: Jude Domski/Getty

According to a quirkily formatted blog post on her website, Rosie O'Donnell suffered a heart attack last Tuesday after helping to extricate "an enormous woman" from her car. Let this be a lesson to us all: Never help anyone.