Zombie Woman and Dog Maim Oklahoma Man


An Oklahoma zombie woman took a page from Mike Tyson’s book in a domestic fight this weekend and bit off a large part of a grown man’s outer ear. According to local KOTV, the arresting officer found 46-year-old Lecia Cooley’s male victim with “a large portion of his right earlobe missing, bruising to his face consistent with a hard punch, and various lacerations from both the family dog and Ms. Cooley.” No word on what kind of dog played sidekick in Cooley’s attack, but whether it was a Yorkie or a Doberman, this man was clearly overmatched. Cooley, the “dominant aggressor,” lost a part of her own body in the brawl as well: a portion of her right canine. Spoiler: There was no dog!