Anti-Semitic Elmo, Back to His Old Ways, Arrested in Times Square

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The disturbed man in a red furry suit known for shouting at tourists about "dirty Jews" was arrested in Times Square yesterday for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, the Times reports, and then made it worse for kids by removing his Elmo head. Adam Sandler, which is the man's name, was kicked out of Central Park over the summer and submitted for a psychiatric evaluation, but decided to take a brief respite from his usual public performance only after it was reported that he was involved in a Cambodian porn site called Rape Camp. The man has a reputation to uphold.