Based on a paw mark left in the dirt, Department of Environmental Conservation spokesman Bill Fonda suggested that it was probably just a big fox that someone spotted yesterday in East Hampton, not an exotic cat. Of course, the so-called "government" also wanted us to believe that this was just a pig. We remain suspicious.
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