Surprisingly, Monica Lewinsky’s Book Will Focus on That Thing She’s Famous For

We'd considered the possibility that Lewinsky might be writing about another area of expertise, but sadly it appears that we'll have to wait to hear her thoughts on handbags. Apparently there are dirty details about her affair with Bill Clinton that didn't make it into the Starr Report, and all will be revealed in her $12 million memoir. Anonymous friends tell the National Inquirer that these include love letters she wrote to the president and descriptions of his “insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies and the use of sex toys of all kinds.” As for why all of this is coming out fourteen years later, a friend tells the Post, “No one will hire her and she can’t get a job because of Clinton ... She needs to make money somehow."