Meet the World’s Last Tebower

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World's last Tebower.

It seems like a lifetime ago that "Tebowing" was spreading like an epidemic from high-school hallways to state legislatures, but the gesture named for the the NFL's most celebrated backup quarterback is still going strong among America's middle-aged degenerates. A 53-year-old Pennsylvania man, David Edward McCosby, was arrested last month for knocking a 17-year-old kid off a riding lawnmower, which was apparently blocking his path in the street. “After the assault, and prior to fleeing the scene," police reported, "McCosby got onto his knee in what appeared to be a prayer. Witnesses described it as a 'Tebow'.” At least it wasn't the "hand heart"?