U.S. and Mexico Have No Plans to Invade Canada, Supposedly

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A spokesperson for the State Department was forced this morning to deny that the United States and Mexico are planning to conquer Canada, after a reporter wondered why a meeting between the two countries was closed to the press. "Phew," said all of Canada's citizens, as they lowered the bottles of maple syrup with which they had planned to bludgeon the invading armies.