FBI Charges Eleven Russians of Unknown Physical Attractiveness With Stealing American Technology

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Russia's President Vladimir Putin takes part in a ceremony of receiving credentials in the Kremlin in Moscow, on September 26, 2012. Putin said today world powers should draw lessons from their mistakes and stop interfering in crisis-hit nations of North Africa and the Middle East. Photo: Alexander Zemlianichenko/AFP/Getty Images

The FBI has charged eleven Russian immigrants — who may or may not be attractive — with "illegally exporting high-tech microelectronics from the United States to Russian military and intelligence agencies." We will continue to closely monitor this important story as it unfolds ... if at least one of the Russians turns out to be hot.