FBI Charges Eleven Russians of Unknown Physical Attractiveness With Stealing American Technology

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The FBI has charged eleven Russian immigrants — who may or may not be attractive — with "illegally exporting high-tech microelectronics from the United States to Russian military and intelligence agencies." We will continue to closely monitor this important story as it unfolds ... if at least one of the Russians turns out to be hot.