Amateur Porn Star Crashes Cornell Libraries

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Cornell University, fresh off of embarrassing the New York Times with its underage drinking, is back with more seedy news this week: A woman has filmed herself masturbating — several times — in both the engineering and law libraries, once even with a student studying in the background (we hear). A spokesperson for the school called the clips, which first turned up on a campus message board, "pretty sick" for their shameless, and effective, attention-grabbing, to say nothing of whatever poor kids got stuck in those seats next.