Like a real American pioneer, the acid-tongued, culturally intolerant furry named Adam Sandler, once a Times Square menace and the proprietor of Cambodian porn site Rape Camp, has moved to California. Locals are already panicked, but Sandler insists he's raking it in out there, where he's "the only cartoon character." In an e-mail to the New York Times, Sandler expressed his newfound prosperity with photos of cash and sushi, plus the caption "Feasting on sashimi." Only a real New Yorker could brag so much about moving to San Francisco.
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