Joe Biden’s Microphone Isn’t Going Anywhere

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A technician foils Paul Ryan's secret debate plan at a rehearsal earlier today. Photo: Chip Somodevilla/2012 Getty Images

Don't even think about trying to pull the old swatting-your-debate-opponent's-microphone-to-the-ground-so-nobody-will-be-able-to-hear-what-he-says-for-the-rest-of-the-debate-and-you-pretty-much-win-by-default trick, Paul Ryan. That baby is locked in.