Tomorrow’s Post Cannibal Cop Headline ... Today! [Updated]

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If there's any kind of silver lining to the cannibal cop story — and don't get us wrong, it is gross and horrible and makes us sad for all of humanity — it's that it's going to make for a glorious front-page New York Post headline. But we know you don't want to wait all the way until tomorrow morning, so we've mocked up (with an assist from Twitter) some potential Post covers for you to enjoy right now.

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Update: And two more fantastic entries from commenters 77BC and Classicist, respectively: