American Consumers Now Part of the Vast ‘Improving Economy’ Conspiracy

Former General Electric chairman Jack Welch gestures as he speaks on 04 November 2005 during the "World Business Forum" in Frankfurt/M. The World Business Forum is a symposium featuring eminent leaders and thinkers speaking on topics of the utmost importance to the business community. Photo: THOMAS LOHNES/AFP/Getty Images

The Thomson Reuters/University of Michigan consumer sentiment index, a survey that has been measuring Americans' confidence in the economy since 1946, has jumped to 83.1, its highest level since September 2007. Which can only mean one thing: The economy is actually improving The conspiracy to get Obama reelected goes deeper than even Jack Welch realized. May God protect us all.