How to Identify a Park Slope Problem: The Beak

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This whole debate is for people who have too much time on their hands. This is a Park Slope problem. People died today, and we are worried about chickens.” — The father of one chicken-loving Park Slope child, after a sometimes-rancorous meeting between volunteers at the Warren-St. Marks Community Garden and 48 community members opposed to their plan to house chickens there for the winter.