During her interview with Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday, Michelle Obama revealed that her daughters lead surprisingly normal lives. Thanks in part to the costumes, on Halloween they can go trick-or-treating, and the Secret Service doesn't even insist on taste testing their candy. Going out undetected isn't quite as easy for the First Lady, and at this point her idea of an hour-long getaway is pretty mundane. "I'd go buy toiletries, I'd pay money, I'd get a receipt," says Obama. Kimmel says she should try to slip away this Halloween, so be on the lookout for someone shopping at a D.C. drugstore in a full Elmo costume.
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