Sarah Palin Is Writing a Long-Overdue Diet and Fitness Book

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We're surprised she didn't take this crucial step in her transformation from politician to full-time reality TV celebrity even sooner. When questioned about her new leaner look, Sarah Palin told People, "Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!" adding, "We promise you what we do works and allows a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy." It will all be covered in their "unique and motivating book," so around the holidays next year, expect some irritating aunt to lecture you on the benefits of the Moose Stew Diet.