Americans Not Allowed to Punch Grover Norquist Somewhere Uncomfortable

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Founder of Americans for Tax Reform Grover Norquist participates in a debate at American Enterprise Institute in Washington, DC, November 29, 2011.    AFP PHOTO/Jim WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)
Photo: JIM WATSON/2011 AFP

The official White House website’s “We the People” petition section — home to many citizens pushing for secession — has opted to delete a proposal that would “allow everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick” because it violates not just human decency, but the site’s terms of service. Norquist, for one, is appreciative.

Americans Not Allowed to Punch Grover Norquist