Americans Not Allowed to Punch Grover Norquist Somewhere Uncomfortable

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Photo: JIM WATSON/2011 AFP

The official White House website's "We the People" petition section — home to many citizens pushing for secession — has opted to delete a proposal that would "allow everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick" because it violates not just human decency, but the site's terms of service. Norquist, for one, is appreciative.