Bond Investor Bill Gross Makes Puzzling Decision Re: Flavor Flav Clip Art

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PIMCO's newest portfolio manager. Photo: pimco.com

PIMCO bond chief Bill Gross, a Southern California billionaire who enjoys yoga and stamp collecting, wants you to know that despite his outwardly bobo lifestyle, at heart he is pure, unadulterated street.

That's why Gross, in his latest research note, used a piece of Flavor Flav clip art to illustrate his thoughts on ...

Actually, I don't know what the note was about. National savings rates or something? Between an overextended genie analogy, off-kilter references to his wife's shoe collection, and the Flav cartoon, I'm pretty sure Gross typed this up after trick-or-treating last night, while seized by a massive funsize-Twix-induced sugar high.