Cory Booker has been a one-man disaster-relief crew on Twitter since Sandy struck on Monday. Tree down? He's on it. Need to charge your battery? He'll send a car. Got a baby at home and have "no idea what's going on?" DM him and he'll come by with supplies. And yet, presented with an impending Hot Pocket emergency, all Booker has to offer are words of encouragement. Get this man some Hot Pockets, Mayor Booker.