House Republicans Find Jon Corzine Guilty of Being Dumb

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Former MF Global CEO Jon Corzine has gone through a lot in the past year — presiding over the collapse of a respected Wall Street firm, being made into a literal piñata by employees of said collapsed firm, getting shunned by the Hamptons social circuit. But what could hurt more than a "withering critique" of his disastrous run at MF Global, delivered by a powerless group of Republican congressmen?

Oh, right. Any kind of actual legal or financial punishment would hurt more. Luckily, none of that is on the way. Whew.