Mitt Romney Welcomed to White House by Heckler, White Turkey Chili

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Body language experts rejoice! Photo: Pete Souza/White House

Second-place president Mitt Romney grinned uneasily in the Oval Office today after joining Barack Obama for what was certain to be an awkward lunch. "Governor Romney congratulated the President for the success of his campaign and wished him well over the coming four years," says the official statement. "They pledged to stay in touch, particularly if opportunities to work together on shared interests arise in the future."

As if the encounter wasn't going to be weird enough already, an unintelligible man screamed into Romney's window as he pulled in to the White House:

While the exact details of the meeting remain private, the men dined on Southwestern grilled chicken salad and "white turkey chili," which is not a dig at the guest, even if it sounds like one, so stop giggling.