Voting Machine Fights Human Trying to Pick Obama

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Whether or not the entire robot population is pulling for Mitt Romney, at least one machine in Pennsylvania has been captured on video by a Reddit user repeatedly refusing to register a vote for Barack Obama. "I assumed it was being picky so I deselected Romney and tried Obama again, this time more carefully, and still got Romney," the voter explained. "All other buttons worked fine." The clip's veracity was confirmed by MSNBC, which reports that the machine "was taken out of service," but not before sending scores of panicky liberals into fits of hyperventilation. It has since been "recalibrated" and is back online, so democracy lives another day.