TMZ Reports That TMZ Does Not Want Its Own Drone

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The 30-mile zone truthtellers have the EXCLUSIVE — and SEO-optimized— report ("We're NOT Keeping Up with the DRONESES") rebutting an earlier story claiming that the gossip website is in the market for a surveillance drone to see over Flavor Flav's fence or something. "TMZ is NOT getting in the DRONE business ... we don't have a drone ... we don't want a drone ... we never applied for a drone," the site shouted. "We could drone on and on ... but you get the point." The commitment to accuracy never, ever wavers.