Arizona Won’t Tell Anybody Where Its Governor Is

GLENDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 28: Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer talks to the news media after voting in the Republican presidential primary February 28, 2012 in Glendale, Arizona. Arizona is a winner take all state, with all the delegates from the state going to the winner of the primary. Early voting began in the state February 2, with over 300, 000 votes already cast as of February 27. (Photo by Jonathan Gibby/Getty Images) Photo: Jonathan Gibby/2012 Getty Images

Occasionally amusing Arizona governor Jan Brewer is on some sort of secret out-of-state trip for the rest of the week, the details of which her office refuses to divulge. Even the Arizona secretary of State, who is serving as the acting governor until Brewer returns, hasn't been told what the trip is about. Everyone has already made the Appalachian Trail joke, so just don't.