R.I.P. Fat Derek Jeter: 2012–2012

Regular-sized Derek Jeter. Photo: MLBNetwork/facebook

Three days ago, the Post ran a photo of Derek Jeter — who, to be fair, has been rehabbing from a broken ankle — looking perhaps just a bit Sabathish down in South Beach, a development that the Internet found quite amusing. But according to a photo posted on Facebook by the MLB Network, Fat Derek Jeter is no more, or has at least figured out how to suck it in for two seconds around photographers.