Eliot Spitzer Knows He’s Irrelevant

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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 16:  Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer speaks at a forum on the future of New York September 16, 2010 at the New York Public Library in New York City. The forum, which was sponsored by the Wall Street Journal, also included New York former Governor George Pataki and current governor David Paterson. Mainstream politicians in New York have been caught off guard by the controversial primary win of upstate millionaire and Tea Party endorsed Carl Paladino as the Republican party`s pick for governor.  (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)
Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images

Disgraced former governor and "He has a TV show?" host Eliot Spitzer is harboring no illusions about his role at Current. "Nobody's watching, but I'm having a great time," Keith Olbermann's replacement told Fishbowl NY during lunch at Michael's yesterday. "I don't mean to be facetious, but I am really enjoying myself. It's like having a cocktail party with friends every night." (And they all make it a double.) He added, "Somebody needs to buy the network," breaking Al Gore's earnest little heart.