Eliot Spitzer Knows He’s Irrelevant

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Disgraced former governor and "He has a TV show?" host Eliot Spitzer is harboring no illusions about his role at Current. "Nobody's watching, but I'm having a great time," Keith Olbermann's replacement told Fishbowl NY during lunch at Michael's yesterday. "I don't mean to be facetious, but I am really enjoying myself. It's like having a cocktail party with friends every night." (And they all make it a double.) He added, "Somebody needs to buy the network," breaking Al Gore's earnest little heart.