Mark Sanford Might Run for Congress Against His Ex-Wife (But Probably Not)

"You gotta be freaking kidding me." Photo: Mary Ann Chastain/2010 Getty Images

With South Carolina congressman Tim Scott ascending to the Senate in January, Jenny Sanford — the state's former first lady who became famous when her now ex-husband, Mark Sanford, "went hiking on the Appalachian Trail" (had lots of sex) with his Argentinian mistress — is reportedly mulling a run for his soon-to-be-vacant House seat. And because he hasn't done enough to her already, Mark Sanford is also reportedly considering whether to go for the seat. Apparently he still has $124,000 in his old campaign account, and what better use for it than ruining his wife's life again?