Florida. Ohio. These are states that have earned reputations as prime destinations for stupid crimes and bizarre behavior. But strange, head-scratching, and just plain inexplicable stuff happens all across this great country of ours — so much of it, in fact, that even the most insane news reports can slip through the cracks. So as 2012 comes to a close, we've decided to highlight some of the weirdest stories that took place this past year, one from every state. America, you are so weird.