Alleged cannibal cop Gilberto Valle talked about wanting to get "some girl meat" for Thanksgiving, prosecutors have said, but an online friend was much more detailed in discussing the finer points of eating humans. Human flesh "isn't quite like pork, but very meaty anyway," said the friend, whose screen name is Moody Blues, in one conversation according to the New York Post. Moody Blues said he'd already eaten "a black woman and a white child," but "I've not had a young white woman. Looking forward to it." His favorite technique: "I also love roasting whole pelvises, mind you only did with the little one so far." At least he didn't make the "other white meat" joke like The Post did.
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