Condoleezza Rice Is Now a CBS News Contributor

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The almost-but-not-really Mitt Romney running-mate (and former Secretary of State) appeared on Face the Nation today, where Bob Schieffer announced that "she has a new job as of today, she is joining CBS News as a contributor." A statement from the network's chairman and president said that Rice, who will provide commentary for tomorrow's Inauguration, "will use her insight and vast experience to explore issues facing America at home and abroad." Don't forget her unusually reasonable-sounding, pro-choice brand of Republicanism and killer comedic timing.