"I mention this only briefly, fasten your seatbelt," said mustache king Geraldo Rivera on his radio show today. "But I am and I've been in touch with some people in the Republican Party in New Jersey. I am truly contemplating running for Senate against Frank Lautenberg or Cory Booker." It could be the most media-friendly race in recent memory or it could just never happen, but we're going to cross our fingers for the hell of it.
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