Beaten down Ohio Republican John Boehner was reelected Speaker of the House today in an uncomfortable ceremony that saw members of his own party declining to utter his name or casting statement votes for the likes of Boehner's number two Eric Cantor, defeated Florida eccentric Allen West, and former Comptroller General David Walker. Still, Boehner received 220 votes in all — a few more than the 214 he needed — and will be in for another two years of high-profile punishment.
While baseless media speculation that Boehner could resign today or be taken down in a coup proved to be unfounded, the protest votes were enough to garner murmurs from the crowd, which included the bored-looking family members of those being sworn in.
When presented with the People's Gavel by Nancy Pelosi (who herself received 192 votes, but lost four from her party, including one to Colin Powell), a typically expressive Boehner — approaching his trademark tears, at the very least — did not mention the minor insurrection. Instead, he said, "We're sent here not to be something, but to do something. Or as I like to call it, doing the right thing. It's a big job and it comes with big challenges."
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