An out-of-place animal took a 1 a.m. jaunt in a Bed-Stuy parking lot last night after apparently escaping from a slaughterhouse, ABC reports, complete with dramatic slow-mo video. "I was just walking across the street to get some Popeye's, I come around the corner and the next thing I know I see a goat coming around my way, galloping toward me," said a witness. Another added, "First, me, I was like, 'Oh snap, a goat.'" The creature was eventually captured, after a failed makeshift lasso attempt, by a security guard from a nearby hospital who just happened to be a goat herder in his native West Africa. What in the world are the odds.