Potential ‘Cannibal Cop’ Jurors Don’t Need an Opinion on Fetish Porn

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"The trial will not be a referendum on the Web sites I have described or the interests and practices discussed or shown on those Web sites," said the judge in the forthcoming trial of Gilberto Valle today, as potential jurors "furrowed their brows" and "scowled" at the mention of potential evidence featuring "necrophilia, sexual asphyxiation, genital mutilation, rape fantasies, bondage, and various forms of sadomasochism." The judge stressed, "The jury will not be asked to address the legality of these Web sites or the images on these Web sites." But Cameron Diaz haters should just disqualify themselves now.