Dale Peterson, the Guy From That Campaign Ad a Few Years Ago, Busted for Shoplifting Beer

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Though police claim that failed Agriculture Commissioner candidate Dale Peterson doesn't give a rrrrrip about paying for his beer, Peterson insists that he'd only rolled his shopping cart past the cash registers at Walmart because he needed to use the bathroom very badly. "I had to go when I went in the store," he tells the AP. So why did he wait until it was time to check out? That will be one of many questions examined during what is destined to become the trial of the century.