Guy Named ‘Tabber Benedict’ As Easy to Hate As You’d Expect

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Caitlin Leszuk, Tabber Benedict, Shauna Racioppi at Tabber Benedict's Birthday Get Together In Honor of "Bright Lights, Big City" Butter, NYC February 11, 2012. Photo: Andrew Toth/PatrickMcMullan.com

A corporate lawyer allegedly named Tabber Benedict threw himself a swanky going-away bash on January 24 as he prepared to set off on a "years-long vacation to Europe." Or at least that's what he told his guests. As the Post reports, "years-long vacation to Europe" is actually douche for "three to ten years in prison for getting drunk and hitting a guy with a car and leaving him for dead on the side of the road."