Guy Named ‘Tabber Benedict’ As Easy to Hate As You’d Expect

Caitlin Leszuk, Tabber Benedict, Shauna Racioppi at Tabber Benedict's Birthday Get Together In Honor of "Bright Lights, Big City" Butter, NYC February 11, 2012. Photo: Andrew Toth/

A corporate lawyer allegedly named Tabber Benedict threw himself a swanky going-away bash on January 24 as he prepared to set off on a "years-long vacation to Europe." Or at least that's what he told his guests. As the Post reports, "years-long vacation to Europe" is actually douche for "three to ten years in prison for getting drunk and hitting a guy with a car and leaving him for dead on the side of the road."