Kimye Skipped Security at JFK, Obviously

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The New York City privileges afforded to the Knowles-Carter-West-Kardashian Illuminati power circle do not end at the maternity ward. An airline worker at JFK Airport is reportedly under investigation for escorting Kim and Kanye past security "through a non-public area in order to provide expedited access to their domestic flight" on their way home from their Brazilian babymoon. The TSA insists "they took West and Kardashian off the plane and screened them privately in an area of the jetway," which we're sure Kanye took totally in stride.