Peanut Butter Connoisseur Allegedly Harassed by TSA, Forced to Eat Sub-par PBJ

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When Frank Hannibal was pulled out of the security line at LaGuardia Airport for trying to bring a jar of Crazy Richard's peanut butter on the plane, a misinterpreted joke about confiscating his "explosives" led a TSA worker to call the police. Hannibal was arrested for falsely reporting an incident and is now suing the TSA agent and Port Authority cop for $5 million dollars. He spent the next 25 hours in jail, and to make matters worse, he was served a disgusting jailhouse PBJ. “The jelly looked like pus, the peanut butter like God knows what and the bread was hard as a rock," Hannibal reports — but don't bother trying to bring your own ingredients.