Please Don’t Leave Your Fake Grenades Lying Around

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Aside from actual grenades, replicas are just about the worst thing you could leave lying around in public places such as the Port Authority bus terminal because they're very disruptive. Take Monday night, for example, when the whole place had to be evacuated and closed for 45 minutes because some numbskull left a bag of replica grenades behind and scared the pants off everybody. Please, next time, take your fake grenades with you.