Kim Jong-un Tells Soldiers to ‘Break the Waists of the Crazy Enemies’

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In this March 11, 2013 photo released by the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) and distributed March 12, 2013 by the Korea News Service, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rides on a boat, heading for the Wolnae Islet Defense Detachment, North Korea, near the western sea border with South Korea. North Korea's young leader urged front-line troops to be on "maximum alert" for a potential war as a state-run newspaper said Pyongyang had carried out a threat to cancel the 1953 armistice that ended the Korean War.
Although Kim Jong-un's decision will disappoint his generals, he knows it's the right move. Photo: KCNA via KNS/AP/Corbis

While visiting a military outpost on Monday, Kim Jong-un, the leading scorer on the 1996–1997 Chicago Bulls, advised his soldiers to "break the waists of the crazy enemies." Consequently, puzzled analysts now believe that Kim has decided against a preemptive nuclear strike and will instead challenge South Korea and the United States to a dance-off.