Colin Powell Does Not Think George W. Bush Will Burn in Hell, As Far As We Know

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Despite what you may have seen on Colin Powell's Facebook page this morning — because we know that's a popular Internet destination — the esteemed former general and secretary of State does not want to "kill the Illuminati" or believe that his former employer, George W. Bush, will "burn in hell" (as far as we know). He was hacked, obviously — as all of us will be, at least once, before we die.